Louisiana-Based AI Marketing Agency

Your competitors
hired us first.

"We don't do average. We do unfair advantages."

We build AI-powered lead generation systems, competitor intelligence dashboards, and automated sales machines that work while you sleep. Your market has a new most dangerous player — you.

Trusted by growth-obsessed founders
SB
MK
TL
AR
JW
AI Lead Generation
Competitor Spy Package
Done-For-You Sales Funnels
First Week Free Pilot
AI Revenue Guarantee
SMS + Email Automation
CRM Setup & Automation
AI Video Ads
Reputation Management
Google Business Profile
Social Media AI
AI Chatbots
$0M+
Revenue Generated for Clients
0%
Average ROAS Increase
0%
Avg. Organic Traffic Lift
0%
Client Retention Rate

You're not losing because of the market.
You're losing because of your agency.

You hired them for results. They gave you reports. Here's the side-by-side that ends the debate.

Traditional Agency Average AI Agency Digital Crabs
Bills retainers whether results come or not Uses AI for reports, not execution Revenue-tied accountability — or we work free
Junior staff on your most critical campaigns Automation without strategy Senior AI strategists on every account, every day
Monthly PDF reports, zero urgency Dashboards with no one steering the ship Live competitor intelligence + proactive pivots
90 days to build a landing page Generic playbooks, no market context AI funnels live in days, not months
No visibility into what competitors are doing Template outreach, low conversion rates Competitor Spy Dashboard built for your market

13 Weapons.
One Mission: Your Dominance.

Every service is engineered to outperform, outmaneuver, and outlast your competition. See the full breakdown →

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AI-Powered Lead Generation & Outreach

Automated prospecting engines that identify, qualify, and reach your ideal customers before they even know they need you. Stop chasing leads. Start closing them.

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Competitor Conquest Reports

FREE for every prospect. We show you exactly what your competitors are running — their ads, their reviews, their traffic, their offers — then build the system to beat them.

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Done-For-You AI Sales Funnels

Full-stack funnels designed, built, and automated. Copy, design, email sequences, and conversion logic — all engineered with AI precision for your market.

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Automated Follow-Up & Nurture

SMS + Email sequences via Brevo/Telnyx that follow up with every lead, every time — automatically. While they sleep, your business grows.

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AI Chatbots & Conversion Bots

24/7 AI sales reps on your website. They qualify, answer, and convert — without you lifting a finger. Built for the ruthless. Designed for results.

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Reputation Management Automation

Automated review generation, monitoring, and response systems that keep your stars high and your competitors' tactics ineffective. Own your reputation.

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Google Business Profile Optimization

Full GBP management — photos, posts, Q&A, citation building, and ranking strategy. Become the undeniable #1 in your local market.

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Social Media Automation & Content AI

AI-generated content pipelines that keep your brand visible and aggressive on every platform — without you writing a single caption.

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CRM Setup & Automation

HubSpot or GoHighLevel — fully configured, automated, and integrated so no lead ever slips through the cracks again. AI so sharp it hurts.

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AI-Generated Video Ads & Creative

Scroll-stopping video ad creative produced at scale using AI — hooks, scripts, visuals, voiceover. Cut production time by 90%. Keep conversion rates sky-high.

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Offers No Other Agency
Has the Guts to Make

We back up every word with skin in the game. These aren't marketing claims — they're contractual commitments.

Exclusive Offer

🕵️ Competitor Spy Package

We build you a live competitor intelligence dashboard showing your top 3–5 local or niche competitors' ads, reviews, estimated traffic, and offers — updated in real time. Know exactly what they're doing before they do it to you.

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Zero Risk

🚀 First Week Free Pilot

We run a real outreach campaign for your business for 7 full days — at zero cost to you. You see actual leads, actual results, actual proof before you spend a single dollar. If we can't perform, you owe us nothing.

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Guaranteed

💰 AI Revenue Guarantee

If we don't generate at least 10 qualified leads in your first 30 days, we work free until we do. No fine print. No exit clauses. We put our time where our mouth is because we know our systems work.

Claim My Guarantee

We Show You Exactly How Your Competitors Are Winning —
Then We Help You Take It From Them.

Every prospect gets a FREE personalized competitor audit. No obligation. No sales pitch until you've seen the data. Just cold, hard intelligence you can act on immediately.

Then Digital Crabs builds the exact system to dominate them — faster, cheaper, and more precisely than anything they can do manually.

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Their Active Ads

Every ad they're running on Google, Meta, and beyond — copy, visuals, targeting angles, and spend estimates.

Review Scores & Reputation

Their star ratings, review velocity, common complaints, and the reputation gaps you can exploit right now.

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Estimated Traffic & SEO

Where they rank, what keywords they dominate, how much traffic they pull — and the exact gaps to overtake them.

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Their Winning Offers

What they're promising customers, how they're pricing, and the angle we'd use to make their best offer look average.

Numbers That End the Debate.

We don't round up. We don't vague-claim. These are real results from real campaigns.

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DigitalCrabs didn't just run ads — they rebuilt how we think about customer acquisition. ROAS went from 1.8x to 7.2x in 4 months. That number used to be a dream.

MK
Marcus K.
E-Commerce Brand Owner
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Every agency promised results. DigitalCrabs guaranteed them — and actually backed it up. Organic traffic up 318% in six months. Our SEO is now our #1 lead source.

TL
Tamara L.
Service Business Founder
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Their AI marketing systems alone saved us 40 hours a week in manual work. But the real win? A 220% lift in qualified leads within the first 90 days. Insane ROI.

AR
Andre R.
Home Services Company

Get Your Free
Competitor Audit

Takes 60 seconds. We do the rest. You'll receive a personalized competitor intelligence report before we ever ask for a dollar.

What You're Getting
For Free

  • Top 3–5 competitors identified and analyzed for your market
  • Their active ad campaigns, estimated spend, and creative angles
  • Review scores, reputation vulnerabilities, and gaps to exploit
  • Estimated organic traffic and keyword dominance breakdown
  • Our recommended domination strategy — specific to your business

No spam. No pressure. Just intelligence you can use — whether you work with us or not. We earn clients through results, not persistence.

Have questions? Reach us at:
hello@digitalcrabs.com
Or book a call directly
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While They Sleep,
Your Business Grows.

We only take on clients we're confident we can dominate for. Are you next?

⚡ We keep our roster tight — limited new client spots available each month